Signs the Honeymoon is Over

Yes we have returned from the honeymoon, relatively unscathed.... We stayed up in Eureka Springs for three nights and two days. More pictures will follow in the coming days. (Gotta give you something to look forward to)
Here's a fun (but true) list of signs the honeymoon is over and reality has set in:
--You and your spouse try out the home tub after a week of Jacuzzi tubs and find that both of you do not fit (Drain the water quickly!)
---You and your spouse have find interesting postions in bed (no THAT kind) so you both fit in your full--not king--size bed
---You arrive at the breakfast table to find that YOU have to fix your own breakfast (after you unpack your dishes of course).
---You find an audience in your bedroom (your pet)
---You put out the sign for the maid to "Please Clean our Room" and find no response
---You have to find interesting ways to eat cake with every meal and even try to pawn it off on your church to no avail....
---Your phone rings (change your ring tone Trevor!)
And the worst sign of all: You have to go back to work!!!!!